Andy Ryan's Mongrel Mobiles – The way your car should have been designed!

TIP 1: Weld two 9 inch diffs together to form an 18 inch diff!

<p> TIP 2: Firstly, always delete HTML Tags! Ha! ATTENTION CAR OWNERS! When converting from left hand drive to right hand drive, don’t forget to swap over the brake and clutch pedals. The accelerator pedal can remain where it is but must be operated by the passenger. To maintain correct left hand drive gear ratios, the gearbox must be installed around the other way. TIP 3: Remove all your standard wheels and tyres and replace them with four space saver spare tyres and wheels. That way, if you get a flat tyre, you will have enough spares to get you home or to work, or wherever it was that you were going. Plus, you will have the added space of the area where the spare tyre should have been. TIP 4: Toyota Prius drivers: Are you annoyed that your car is only half electric? Annoyed that people can see your earth destroying exhaust pipe? Why not run the exhaust pipe inside the car, thus eliminating all noise coming from your supposed electric car. TIP 5: Ford Falcon owners: Start buying spare parts now for any Falcons built after 2010. As this will be the last Australian designed Falcon, please start purchasing parts you may need in the future. For example, if you think that in a few years, your gearbox or differential may malfunction, we recommend that a few replacement ones be purchased now, as in the future it will probably have to be imported or handmade. All future Falcons will be made from old European cut and shut Ford Mondeos and Fiestas. TIP 6: If you own a top-heavy 4 wheel drive car, install a Ford Pinto Fuel tank along with some 1965 Chevrolet Corvair Rear Suspension and let the good times roll!</p>

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One response

  1. Greetings! Very useful advice within this post!
    It’s the little changes that will make the greatest changes. Thanks a lot for sharing!

    April 16, 2013 at 1:18 am

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